STOLEN DOG IN SEATTLE
Hi guys, I know as FP mods we probably aren’t supposed to do this but last night Aiko, my friend’s Shiba Inu was stolen by her ex-boyfriend (pictured on the right in the last photo). Aiko was stolen in the northern Seattle area but it’s likely she’s being held in south Seattle or Renton. It’s also possible she’s in the Mill Creek area. Aiko has a small amount of black on her back and the tip of her tail and was last seen wearing a pink harness and black and pink leash.
If you have any information or see her with this man, please contact email@example.com and Seattle PD. Aiko means the world to her and she just wants her dog back.
this is like my fave joke
okay that shit was good.
Famous paintings come to life in 3D sculptures of nature’s destructive tendencies.
This is scary
Is there anything a natural 20 can’t do?
This is a poster idea I developed to show off the amazingness of tabletop rpgs.
"You attempt to pickpocket the man, but accidentally pull down his pants instead."
"You reach out to push the orc off the bridge, but instead lightly caress his back. He is uncomfortable."
"You try to stab the guard, but you stab your crotch instead. Roll fortitude."
"You say your name is Bob and not Jim. Your lie is misinterpreted and they now believe you are a serial killer."
"You swing your axe, but it slips from your fingers and sails across the room."
"In an attempt to dodge the incoming arrows, you jump into the swarm.”
"You bull rush the enemy but miss and jump off of the cliff."
"You try to land on your feet but you land on your sword instead."
"While providing first aid, your hand slips and you stab him in the heart. He dies instantly."
I CANT BREATHE
Not Crossroads-related, but hilarious.
Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]
"LOOK! LOOK! I’M A NARWAL!"
I’ve been laughing for about 20 minutes now
THEY HAVE NUBS INSTEAD OF LEGS.
THEIR TUMMIES ARE ALMOST TOUCHING THE GROUND.
shout outs to ppl who actually take selfies in public. i don’t know why we mock them, that’s a level of confidence and not giving a fuck that i want to achieve one day